Jokes & Riddles - June 2007

Heaven was begining to fill up so St. Peter decides to ask questions about the bible for admittance. For the first question he asks a man "how many wise men were there?" and the first man replies "three" and then trumpets blare and the gates open and he goes in.
For the second man St. Peter asks "how long was the flood?" and the second man replied "forty days and forty nights" and the trumpets blare and the gates open. Seeing how easy the two men answered he asks a harder question to the third man. St. Peter asks "what was the first Eve said to Adam?"

After thinking for awhile and not knowing the answer the man finally replies "boy thats a hard one"...the trumpets blare and the gates open!

2007-06-13 14:34:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you theowner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears andinto his hair.

"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

2007-06-13 14:27:39 · 5 answers · asked by Yisi 3

How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.


Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."


General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.


Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.


Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.


Ways to Annoy People on the Beach
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"


Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."


Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a shower for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.


Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.


Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.


How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.


Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.


Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.


Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.


Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.


Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.


How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.
If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.


How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.


Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.


Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.


Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.


Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.


How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word you say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
Ask your date how much money they have with them.


Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
Whenever anyone leaves their seat at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.


Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.


Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.

How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."


How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Redecorate your garage.


Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.
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How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.


How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If you are on vacation and you see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.


Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."


Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.


Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a Frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave cookies and milk in the middle of the synagogue with a piece of paper that reads Santa
Ask people if they liked the passion

2007-06-13 14:27:35 · 5 answers · asked by Gilmore G 2

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"

2007-06-13 14:26:11 · 6 answers · asked by pbandj 5

u have 3 light switches in ur basement. and 3 lights upstairs. each swithc leads to 1 light. how can u find which switch gose to what light with only goign up stair once?

2007-06-13 14:04:34 · 12 answers · asked by Liv ♥ 3

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

2007-06-13 13:55:28 · 38 answers · asked by jo_mello33 2

An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had
parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond

2007-06-13 13:47:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

2007-06-13 13:38:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back.
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah... My wife!"

2007-06-13 12:54:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing, they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of them is a fleabitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back at the dog.

He says, "Wow..would I ever like to be able to do THAT!"

His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his drunken friend aside,

"You'd better pet him first....he looks vicious"

2007-06-13 12:24:53 · 9 answers · asked by lisa o 2

One day a homeless guy walks into a bakery and takes the help wanted sign off the stand and the baker says "your hired,you will learn 1 word per day todays work is 25 cents". L8r a guy walks in and says how much is your bread...."25 cents". The next day he learns fresh fresh fresh. L8r two guys walk in and say"how much is your bread" 25cents "is it fresh? Fresh fresh fresh" The next day he learns i'll cut it for you. l8r a guy walks in and says how much you got "25cent" dont play fresh with me boy "fresh fresh fresh" thats it i'll cut your throut " i'll cut it for you ....


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2007-06-13 12:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by Hottie 2

Like, do you like think I like say like a little like too much?

2007-06-13 10:35:56 · 34 answers · asked by ♥♥ Hello Kitty ♥♥ 1

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began
seeing me in 1993.
5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

2007-06-13 10:02:04 · 6 answers · asked by bilbo b 4

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

2007-06-13 09:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by bilbo b 4

Two coins add up to 30 cents. 1 of them is not a nickel. What's the answer?

2007-06-13 08:02:28 · 7 answers · asked by Roselle 2

2007-06-13 07:51:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

and the family wheel her out into the garden and continue with the party !
After a while they notice her leaning to the right and so they prop her up using cushions.
Some time later she starts leaning to the left and so once again they prop her up with cushions.
Some time later her favourite Grandson arrives and asks his Nan if they've been looking after her ?
" Oh yes " , she replies, " except they keep stopping me from farting " !

2007-06-13 07:49:06 · 15 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts.
" Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
(I hope you didn't take anything personial)

2007-06-13 07:39:44 · 10 answers · asked by *Alyssa* 4

In a public Library an Italian man and an English man are talking quite loudly. The woman sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is soon caught when she hears the Italian say
Emma comes first
Then i come
Then two as.ses.s come together
I come once more
Two as.ses.s they come together again
I come again and pee twice
Then i come one lasta time.
you sex obsessed swine, the woman snaps.speaking about your se.x life in a public place.



Hey coola down Lady says ythe Italian.Whos a talkin about my se.x life. I'm a justa telling my friend how to spell MISSISSIPPPI.

2007-06-13 07:36:30 · 10 answers · asked by chris w. 7

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his

eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of

water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,

all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the

aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.

I left early to go shopping. Love You! " So he goes to the kitchen and sure

enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also

at the table, eating.Marty asks, "Son,what happened last night? "



His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM,drunkand delirious.Broke some

furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you

stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in

order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"



His son replies, "Oh, that! .Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she

tried to take your pants off, you said: "Lady, leave me alone, I'm

married!'"



A self-induced hangover - $100.00

Broken furniture - $400.00

Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing – PRICELESS

2007-06-13 07:01:15 · 38 answers · asked by Dannie 5

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says, "I think wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under our bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says,"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, i'm serious. The other day i came home and found a jockey under our bed."

2007-06-13 06:58:48 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5

There's an elderly widow who, one day, finally decided that the only way for her to find another husband was to put an add in the paper. so, she posted an add that said: "Husband Wanted. Must never beat me, must never run away, and must be good in bed..." and she put down her name and address.

many men came to her door replying to the add, but none of them seemed quite right. then, one day, the doorbell rang again-- she really didn't want to go answer it, but she got up and answered it anyway... and to her suprise, there, laying on teh door mat, was a man with no arms and no legs.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?!" she cried. "i've come to answer your request for a husband," the man replied... "i've got no arms so i can't beat you, and no legs so i can't run away."

"okay, fair enough..." she replied, "but what makes you think you're good in bed?"

"well," said the man, "i rang the doorbell didn't i?"

2007-06-13 06:38:01 · 16 answers · asked by cast.no.shadow 5

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,

"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

2007-06-13 06:33:24 · 6 answers · asked by ari-pup 7

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event.

It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer comes to him and says, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold. If he does, you're finished!"

The wrestler nods in agreement.

Now, to the match . . . the American and the Russian circle each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunges forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment goes up from the crowd, and the trainer buries his face in his hands for he knows all is lost. He can't watch the ending.

Suddenly, there's a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raises his eyes just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hits the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapses on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer is astounded. When he finally gets the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answers, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of nuts right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!"

2007-06-13 05:58:02 · 11 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5

As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church, which she had always attended as a child. In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work. She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant. She said she would be happy to show him the kind of thing she did on stage. She stepped out of the confessional and within sight of Father Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels, leaping splits, handsprings and backflips. Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged ladies. They witnessed Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: "Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and me without me bloomers on

2007-06-13 05:48:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A thief, in Paris , planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet,
to buy Degas,
to make the Van Gogh."

(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this joke!)

2007-06-13 05:44:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Santa in America

Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.

Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.

Santa asked, "What is this?

Santa’s son, "Powdered orange juice"

Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?

Son, "Powdered milk"

Santa, "Powdered milk??"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle...

Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"

http://www.yashgifts.com/joke.html

2007-06-13 05:43:09 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is broken every time it's spoken?

2007-06-13 05:36:01 · 13 answers · asked by lauren g 2

There's these two commercials with the same guy in both of them. One of them, he's in some kind of weird costume and hes trying to see who that appeals to more. Then the second one he's talking to a farmer that milks cows and says that milk is more dangerous than secondhand smoke. what???????? Is this guy for or against smoking? The first one doesnt really make much sense either if he's supposed to be against it. Does anyone know what he's trying to say?

2007-06-13 05:12:19 · 4 answers · asked by Catalina37 2

Difference between Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.

Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don’t you think you’ve had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

http://www.yashgifts.com/joke.html

2007-06-13 05:09:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous