Jokes & Riddles - June 2007

If these offend you, I am sooooooooooo sorry...
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> > >13) she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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> > >15) when she missed the 44 bus, she took
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> > >she turned around and went home

2007-06-01 04:37:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

how many stars or at least answers will i get?

2007-06-01 04:25:19 · 15 answers · asked by sana 3

2007-06-01 03:35:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mr. "Bald" Billionaire went worldwide in search of a hairgrower till he met a barber in Mexico who advised him: "Rub your head on the pu__y of a senorita and your hair will grow." Mr. B: "But I see that your head is also bald!" Barber: "Ahh, but senorrr, look at my mustache!!!"

2007-06-01 00:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by Captain N 1

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shxt up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

2007-06-01 00:18:38 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4