Blonde Jokes....Sorry if they offend you?

Question

If these offend you, I am sooooooooooo sorry...
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> > >1) I knew a blonde that was so stupid
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> orange juice box because it
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> > >3) She put lipstick on her forehead because
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> > >4) She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
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> > >5) she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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> > >6) she tried to drown a fish.
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> > >7) she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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> > >8) she got locked in a grocery store and
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> > >9) she tripped over a cordless phone.
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> > >10) she took a ruler to bed to see how long
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> > >11) she asked for a price check at the
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> > >12) she studied for a blood test.
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> > >13) she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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> > >14) when she heard that 90% of all crimes
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> > >15) when she missed the 44 bus, she took
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> > >16) when she took you to the airport and
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> > >she turned around and went home

Answer 1

1.) Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.


2.)There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

3.)A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.

Answer 2

I'm Sooooooooooooo tired of blonde jokes

Answer 3

humorous...?...confident, like a common blonde shaggy dog tale......hahahaha One for you: A cop exchange into employing down a rustic highway whilst he observed a automobile contained in the trench. He have been given out of his automobile to make certain if absolutely everyone exchange into contained in the automobile. A blonde popped her head out the window and reported "Thank god officer! I have been given in an accident!" The officer responded with "properly i will see that! Are you ok?" The blonde appeared forward and reported "properly yeah... i think of so." Then the officer appeared around and reported "omit.... your automobile appears like an elephant stepped on it. How did you crash?" The blonde appeared at him and reported "It exchange into so unusual. i exchange into employing down the line and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the different factor and yet another tree exchange into contained in the way, so I swerved returned, yet yet another one exchange into there returned, so one final time I swerved to the different factor, however the rattling tree have been given me, and led to me to pass in this ditch!" The officer began to chortle confusing. "Whats so humorous?" The blonde asked. The officer took a 2d to catch his breath then reported "omit, theres no timber in this highway for miles forward. That exchange into your automobile air freshner swinging decrease to and fro!"

Answer 4

LOL. You picked some good ones there! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

Answer 5

LOL!!!!!! those were funny and cute
you got a star, enjoy
kee em comin

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! i'm blonde and i would have done the same things! no not really....thatnks for the laughs and don't worry if the blondes that read this were offened it's because they aren't smart enough to realize that these are jokes THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE! ^_^

Answer 7

haha very nice... i love the bus one! that cracked me up.

Answer 8

well, those could be meant to anybody: brunettes, redheads, however it is when you have black hair...

either way, those were so funny!

Answer 9

decent

Answer 10

That is very great , please e-mail me when you have new Joke

and take this star for this great fun