Mr. "Bald" Billionaire went worldwide in search of a hairgrower till he met a barber in Mexico who advised him: "Rub your head on the pu__y of a senorita and your hair will grow." Mr. B: "But I see that your head is also bald!" Barber: "Ahh, but senorrr, look at my mustache!!!"
2007-06-01 00:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by Captain N 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nasty !! LOL
2007-06-01 07:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. It was good. here are some from me......
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks a Sardar, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE Sea & asks: Which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Nurse: Miss, wake up. It's time for your medicine
Patient: (sleepily) : what medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills
Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!
The maid answered the phone but she held the phone upside down.
Maid: Hello? Hello?
Homeowner: Reverse it!
Maid: llohe, llohe?
2007-06-01 00:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ankit Kumar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-06-01 00:35:56 · answer #3 · answered by D and G Gifts Etc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 00:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. does that really work?
2007-06-01 00:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by jenn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diirrrty... but ok its funny =)
2007-06-01 00:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Elle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-06-01 00:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by sabenha2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just wrong !!!!!
2007-06-01 00:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOO!
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u can do better than that!
2007-06-01 00:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋