Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shxt up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
2007-06-01 00:18:38 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he, i like it, nice one moza...lol
2007-06-01 00:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are these people that keep saying that they fail to see the question blind or just stupid? I rad the entire thing even your updates. Don't really care about what your neighbors might or might not be doing. But as far as your dog getting stabbed with a pitchfork. That just sucks! I had a few friends stop over, one to look at my roof and the other just stopped by and within a half hour maybe my youngest dog got stabbed with what I believe was a pitchfork. he has a hole in his rear leg. I have 2 acres and my 3 house dogs don't stay on my property at all. It is a real problem for me, but cant afford to put a fence up. My dogs like me do not like him at all and they bark at him. They would never bite anyone, I heard my dog yipped and saw him limping and went over to ask him what he hit my dog with and he said that he didn't touch him. Then my wife tells me that my dog is bleeding. After looking at it I believe that it was a pitchfork since his son is spreading hay with a fork. I want to go over and beat the living tar out of him, but have a little more sense than that. Wondering if I should call the police though. Not sure if or what the lease law is here beings everyone's dog pretty much runs free around here. Any suggestions/ Did you call the law/
2016-05-18 03:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
What does shxt mean?
Does room 2 and 1 get coffee breaks too?
Please email me the answer.
Please email me the answer.
PLEASE.
2007-06-01 02:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very nice joke, they thought the third room is the best one but the devil was more Culver & jockey than them hehhehehheh it is very funny
you should deserve star for this joke
2007-06-01 02:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a trifle old - I'd say at least 48 years by my memory - so you get a star for sheer cheek.
Cheers!
2007-06-01 00:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard that one in the raf some 28yrs ago, but you deserve a star for making me think.
2007-06-01 02:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. Keep them coming. This is getting better. Made my day. lol
2007-06-01 00:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 00:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie
2007-06-01 00:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it always makes me laugh
2007-06-01 00:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋