There's an elderly widow who, one day, finally decided that the only way for her to find another husband was to put an add in the paper. so, she posted an add that said: "Husband Wanted. Must never beat me, must never run away, and must be good in bed..." and she put down her name and address.
many men came to her door replying to the add, but none of them seemed quite right. then, one day, the doorbell rang again-- she really didn't want to go answer it, but she got up and answered it anyway... and to her suprise, there, laying on teh door mat, was a man with no arms and no legs.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?!" she cried. "i've come to answer your request for a husband," the man replied... "i've got no arms so i can't beat you, and no legs so i can't run away."
"okay, fair enough..." she replied, "but what makes you think you're good in bed?"
"well," said the man, "i rang the doorbell didn't i?"
2007-06-13 06:38:01 · 16 answers · asked by cast.no.shadow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha. Ha. That was funny.
2007-06-14 05:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-13 07:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it b4 but it was about midget. But they got into the part about being good in bed, and when they were done, the girl wanted him to be better because she wasn't pleased, so the midget replied "I guess I will have to put both feet in next time" HAHA
2007-06-13 11:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by "Love Bug" <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol Ive heard it before but I still laugh
2007-06-13 06:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by Tom B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's actually hilarious.
I started laughing hysterically and I'm in the computer lab.
Everyone is looking at me now...
2007-06-13 06:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by ....:).... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got it! I would give it 3 thumbs up. I really needed that. If you have anymore, bring them on..
2007-06-13 06:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by nettie m 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didnt laugh. cause he could jolly well ask sm one else to press that doorbell. haha
ok. but i really didnt laugh it just makes me wanna go.. hmmm.... is he that good?
2007-06-13 06:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, Cute, I gotta laugh. Here's ur star. ENJOY!!!!!
2007-06-13 06:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omgoodness
haha thats friggin hilariousss
2007-06-13 06:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone else posted this the other day, I did think it as funny though.
2007-06-13 06:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋