Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, "I think wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under our bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says,"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, i'm serious. The other day i came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-06-13 06:58:48 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nothing like horsing about with funnies! nice one...lol.
2007-06-13 07:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Myklia must learn to concentrate on the subject in hand 6/10
2007-06-13 10:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. A biker had gotten into the habit of calling his female buddy "mom of six" provided that they had six youngsters. She replaced into somewhat getting bored with it, and finally one night she'd had adequate. They have been on the bar and at last time he yelled around the bar "howdy, mom of six, you waiting to bypass away?" She yelled back "every time you're, father of four."
2016-10-17 03:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-06-13 07:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I actually laughed. I wasn't expecting the punchline to be that ludicrous. good one.
2007-06-13 07:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Classic!
~Candice~
2007-06-13 07:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2007-06-13 07:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-06-13 07:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-13 07:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's one of my jokes but it's ok for you to use.
2007-06-13 07:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋