A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
2007-06-13 13:38:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u deserve a star !!!! great joke!!!! keep them coming!!!!!
2007-06-13 13:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!!! It was something more formal, yet I used to talk to Him whatever the reason and because I kept forward to my own ambition and desires, when He gave me avertisements I saved none and did my way going into more and more trubles! Into an end, within a deep depresion, He saved my life (!!!) the very second I left away of all my deep desires... There, empty heart, I was filled with God's Light and Peace and Love - a complete New LIFE, a new body, a New Vision over the past and the future :) :) :) Yes, He is my Saviour!!!
2016-05-19 21:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now this is a very funny joke 10/10 thanx for the laugh
2007-06-14 06:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-13 13:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-13 13:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it so i think ima give u a star to
2007-06-13 13:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by youngvoice91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new one for me,& I heard a lot after 23 years running a bar!! good one!!
2007-06-13 13:53:40 · answer #7 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one b4, but still a good one.
have a star.
hehe.
2007-06-13 13:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You´r the best!
2007-06-13 13:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-13 13:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by bluehonu13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋