A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts.
" Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
(I hope you didn't take anything personial)
2007-06-13 07:39:44 · 10 answers · asked by *Alyssa* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before.... but here's another! lol
a blonde is sitting at her kitchen table, getting very angry. she calls her bf and says
"jack i can't do this f**king jigsaw, come help me!!!".
jack says back: "what's it a picture of!?"
"a monkey...."
jack comes by her house, but she doesn't answer the door, so he tries around the back.
the kitchen door is open, so he goes inside, takes one look at the table and yells:
"carlie put those d*mn coco pops back in the box!!"
2007-06-13 07:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by lexie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Groan...
How did stupidity ever start being related to the colour of ones hair ? Oh yeah I should ask that on Answers whoops... giggle
2007-06-13 07:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-17 03:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That deserves a start!!Thanks for making me laugh..=0D
2007-06-13 08:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny I've never heard that before!
2007-06-13 07:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by missorange 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it many times.
2007-06-13 07:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha....pretty good.
2007-06-13 07:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very old
2007-06-13 07:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too cute!
2007-06-13 07:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by fsuforlife21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was cute, thanks for the laugh
2007-06-13 07:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Em H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋