Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event.
It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer comes to him and says, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold. If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nods in agreement.
Now, to the match . . . the American and the Russian circle each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunges forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment goes up from the crowd, and the trainer buries his face in his hands for he knows all is lost. He can't watch the ending.
Suddenly, there's a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raises his eyes just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hits the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapses on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer is astounded. When he finally gets the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answers, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of nuts right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!"
2007-06-13 05:58:02 · 11 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-06-13 06:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A buried alive match!!! LMAO I think Raw is still the A show. No show that is taped 3 days in advanced, where people have 3 whole days to read spoilers can ever be the "A" show. Plus Raw has higher ratings. Raw is about a 3.3 while Smackdown is around 2.4. Smackdown may have HHH, Jeff, Edge, and Undertaker, but HHH and Taker do about the same thing in every match, so its down to Jeff and Edge. With Raw they have Punk, who always puts on a good match, Cena and Batista, who..well..have nothing but a little kid/horny women fanbase and cant fight. You also got Jericho, HBK, Kane and JBL. When Randy Orton comes back, Raw will be the A show in everyones minds, without question.
2016-05-19 02:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by tosha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooo funny, man! Dude, did u make this up urself?
2007-06-13 06:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing with tears in my eyes cheers
2007-06-13 08:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nearly raised a titter at that one......nearly mind !!
2007-06-13 08:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,good joke
2007-06-13 06:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ryu H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why bite his nuts? sorry, but s wasn't that funny.
2007-06-13 06:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
tee hee .....bet his eyes watered ..???
2007-06-13 06:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-13 06:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2007-06-13 06:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋