Santa in America
Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.
Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.
Santa asked, "What is this?
Santa’s son, "Powdered orange juice"
Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?
Son, "Powdered milk"
Santa, "Powdered milk??"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle...
Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"
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2007-06-13 05:43:09 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe! Is Santa from Ireland or is he a blonde?
:)
2007-06-20 20:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a few days the patriotic Santa returned home.
Santa then all alone proceeded to another counter in a shopping mall in India and looked for a powdered juice.
Santa came across an innovative phallic like pouch having powdered substances.
Santa immediately bought it, and at home poured it over his own to make his bigger, stouter and stronger!
The phallic pouch contained chilly powder....
2007-06-19 15:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Nilutpal Gogoi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-06-20 02:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Lemonade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb
2007-06-19 01:10:10 · answer #4 · answered by Madurai Malli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a 4.2 out of 10
2007-06-19 03:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arey apna santa pajji rocks!!
2007-06-14 00:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sailo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does santa have such a big sack?
.... cause he only comes once a year.
Get it? cause he has lots of toys to give out to all the wonderful little children.
2007-06-13 06:16:15 · answer #7 · answered by Richard W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha lol! Thats greaaaaat!
2007-06-20 13:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by bleh! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol super joke
2007-06-20 20:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next, they will have joke powder, kamaal hai, yaar!
2007-06-14 01:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋