A thief, in Paris , planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet,
to buy Degas,
to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this joke!)
2007-06-13 05:44:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is pretty funny as well!
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2007-06-13 05:47:15 · update #1
ah! c'est tres drole miz boonz! tres magnifique!
great to see you again!
2007-06-13 06:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guillotine is too good for some people! Bon chance on Your new career as a mime performing in The Paris Metro.
2007-06-13 05:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 10/10
2007-06-13 05:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C´est tres bien et bonne blague!
2007-06-13 05:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha good 1
2007-06-14 04:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats not bad, lol
2007-06-13 06:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that, quite francly, is an ok joke
2007-06-13 05:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by in bed with Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oui oui oui! c'est magnifique! lmao :D
2007-06-13 05:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by stripeysocks2k7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tres bien!
2007-06-13 05:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by ytuty t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah trés bon!!
2007-06-13 07:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by SCREAM!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋