A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you theowner?"
she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands."No" he replies, "I''m just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."
She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears andinto his hair.
"I''m afraid I can''t," breathes the manager clearly aroused," he''s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2007-06-13 14:27:39 · 5 answers · asked by Yisi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats NAsty
2007-06-13 14:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by sam the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nasty not only was there not toilet paper she was a girl and there was no soap.
Good joke
2007-06-13 21:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by mummus11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-13 21:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke!
2007-06-13 21:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sickning ....................................eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2007-06-13 21:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by amber k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋