In a public Library an Italian man and an English man are talking quite loudly. The woman sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is soon caught when she hears the Italian say
Emma comes first
Then i come
Then two as.ses.s come together
I come once more
Two as.ses.s they come together again
I come again and pee twice
Then i come one lasta time.
you sex obsessed swine, the woman snaps.speaking about your se.x life in a public place.
Hey coola down Lady says ythe Italian.Whos a talkin about my se.x life. I'm a justa telling my friend how to spell MISSISSIPPPI.
2007-06-13 07:36:30 · 10 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clever. I love that you spelt Mississippi wrong at the end though!
2007-06-13 07:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Hilarious! I have never heard that joke before! You deserve a star! I needed a good laugh. Thanks!
~Candice~
2007-06-13 07:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-13 07:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by keith e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!That is soooooo funny!! I've never heard that before..That's worth a star! You got one P too many though..
2007-06-13 08:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and funny too.
2007-06-13 07:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have never herd that before but it is funny.
2007-06-13 07:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by *Alyssa* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's soooo funny!
2007-06-13 07:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao
2007-06-13 07:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by eBeth rocks!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha !!
2007-06-14 05:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lol
2007-06-13 07:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋