Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
2007-06-13 06:33:24 · 6 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The humor's good. But sorry, not up to my taste. The subject could have been less gross.
2007-06-13 08:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-06-13 15:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by eBeth rocks!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-06-13 13:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by swimbike21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was pretty good
2007-06-13 13:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by My Pits A Lover Not A Fighter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEEHEE =D
2007-06-13 14:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
:D
2007-06-13 13:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋