Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night, very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing, they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of them is a fleabitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back at the dog.
He says, "Wow..would I ever like to be able to do THAT!"
His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his drunken friend aside,
"You'd better pet him first....he looks vicious"
2007-06-13 12:24:53 · 9 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha now that is funny av a star
2007-06-13 12:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-13 20:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what i call a joke. Well done, you got a star from me.
2007-06-13 19:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! WHat was the friend thinking of!
2007-06-13 19:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thqat was really funny
roflmao
2007-06-13 19:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooo funny!!! I loved it!!
2007-06-13 20:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Kitty knows it all 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whaw!
2007-06-13 19:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it???
2007-06-13 20:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by snowluk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL *star*!!
2007-06-13 19:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋