Difference between Love and Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don’t you think you’ve had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
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2007-06-13 05:09:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED IT!
2007-06-13 05:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by MomontheEdge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!
Here are some more although mine are not as good:
Love is a sappy answer
Marriage is a snappy answer
Love is a taking a small piece of the pie
Marriage there never was a pie.
2007-06-21 09:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-20 22:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just pray when I get married, this dose not happen. T-T Otherwise it was true and that makes me sad.
2007-06-20 15:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Pr3tty_r4ve_gir1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to think of "Love after Marriage" or, "Love beyond Marriage": like, 'life beyond death' !
2007-06-14 08:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Alrighty. All the basic facts of life!
You can't go wrong with it.
:)
2007-06-21 03:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! excellent.
its truly and of course true
2007-06-14 07:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by vinsha_goldie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! frm where u got this yaar..its so touchy n so true i strongly agree with u ...this one is simply the best!
2007-06-14 02:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I GET MARRIED WONDER WHO'S THAT GUY GONNA BE
ANYWAYS GREAT JOB!! THIS IS AN EYE OPENER!!
2007-06-14 01:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by rule_your_life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Really superb! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-06-13 14:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its excellent........ i really loved it........
b'coz it was more like a truth of life, not a joke
a true eye opener
2007-06-16 06:06:06 · answer #11 · answered by Reshu 18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋