Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.
I left early to go shopping. Love You! " So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also
at the table, eating.Marty asks, "Son,what happened last night? "
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM,drunkand delirious.Broke some
furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! .Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said: "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!'"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $400.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing – PRICELESS
2007-06-13 07:01:15 · 38 answers · asked by Dannie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not only made me giggle, but brought a tear to my eye!
2007-06-13 07:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by emily_jane2379 5 · 19⤊ 3⤋
I used to have this on the wall in my office a long time ago and had completely forgotten it, thank you for posting it and bringing a smile back to my face for two reasons lol x
2016-05-19 02:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle!
2007-06-13 07:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by newcombeemma 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one that I haven't heard before. A star for you.
2007-06-13 07:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hehehe even though iv heard that one a couple of times its still funny.
well done, star for you.
2007-06-13 07:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-06-13 07:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
see what you guy's get for being faithful ach STAR 4 U
2007-06-14 04:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
it took me a couple of times to get it but it was funny and i did star!
2007-06-13 07:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by *Alyssa* 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,
2007-06-13 07:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
that was a lucky man!!!good one 10/10
2007-06-13 07:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another one or two of these and l'll be hooked 10/10
its star time
2007-06-13 10:32:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋