A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."
2007-06-13 09:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is FUNNY! I AM GOING TO TELL MY GRANDMA IT WILL MAKE HER DAY!!
2007-06-13 09:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by buddha baby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was a scene from a British film in the 1960's entitled 'Carry On Nurse', where a grumpy patient played by Wilfred Hyde White had the same thing happen to him but with a daffodil. The dialogue you use is almost identical.
2007-06-13 09:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope I dont get to meet this nurse! BTW what happened to the carnation after that?
2007-06-13 09:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-19 03:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by mavis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!
Have a star.
2007-06-13 09:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by ....:).... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! This is soooo funny!! I have to go tell it to someone! Thanx!
2007-06-13 09:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by silasmamaof3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha too bad for that bossy fat ****! he should regret his silly actions! :)
2007-06-13 15:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much!! =) You made my day.
2007-06-13 09:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by piscesvision 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one =D
2007-06-13 09:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
geez thats a really good one.
2007-06-13 09:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by The Man in the Box is Anti-Jonas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋