I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
2007-06-13 13:55:28 · 38 answers · asked by jo_mello33 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG. ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN RACKING OUR BRAINS FOR OVER A MONTH ON THIS. The answer, however, is "NO". It is based on the last question, "Can you guess the riddle?". The answer is "NO", as the riddle cannot be solved; it does not have an answer, which is what most kindergardners will say.
2007-06-13 13:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Created A Madman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always hated that riddle! haha Here's the answer. And no I didn't make up the poem. The poem is the answer to help explain why the answer is time.
Hope this helps! :)
Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
2007-06-13 14:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by I Have Answers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I turn polar bears white = WATER / WATER WHEN IT IS FROZEN ON HAIR WILL TAKE THE PIGMENT OUT !!
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair. = WATER / MAKES YOU PEE & MAKES GIRLS HAIR CURLY
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities. = WATER / WE ALL LOOK THE SAME WHEN WERE WET - NO MAKE-UP
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble. = WATER / HOT WATER MAKES PANCAKES BROWN AND CHAMPANE BUBBLE
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop. = WATER / WATER BALLON
Can you guess the riddle?
SO WATER IS THE ANSWER
2007-06-13 14:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Heather C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would gues something like time, heat, snow, or plain stupidity... but that would be useless... instead of wasting your time with reading a totally stupid answer I will say this: I don't know.
I'm sorry for failing all the kindergarteners out there... no, big people aren't very smart at all. Seems like lunacy is the new genius...
Apparently the answer is NO... ok then... I think I will say...
NO
2007-06-13 13:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by candypoppa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time
2007-06-13 13:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by beachballcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is "no" because you can't guess the riddle. There isn't a real answer. Kindergarteners will give up after about 10 minutes and say they can't get it.
2007-06-13 13:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Freethinker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pressure
2007-06-13 13:57:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!
I think the clue is in the last sentence - can you guess the riddle? Answer is no! The rest is just stuff!
2007-06-13 14:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time?
2007-06-13 13:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by mummus11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the answer is "NO" cause there is no way that 97% of kindergardeners got it right.
2007-06-13 15:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋