Heaven was begining to fill up so St. Peter decides to ask questions about the bible for admittance. For the first question he asks a man "how many wise men were there?" and the first man replies "three" and then trumpets blare and the gates open and he goes in.
For the second man St. Peter asks "how long was the flood?" and the second man replied "forty days and forty nights" and the trumpets blare and the gates open. Seeing how easy the two men answered he asks a harder question to the third man. St. Peter asks "what was the first Eve said to Adam?"
After thinking for awhile and not knowing the answer the man finally replies "boy thats a hard one"...the trumpets blare and the gates open!
2007-06-13 14:34:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That will get you to the next level in heaven. Even God appreciates a good, clean, sense of humor. Good job!
2007-06-14 05:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-13 21:38:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-13 22:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2007-06-13 21:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha.....I'm on hard......still makes me laugh
2007-06-14 01:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-13 21:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-13 21:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋