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1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began
seeing me in 1993.
5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

2007-06-13 10:02:04 · 6 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

Those are great, thanks for sharing!

2007-06-13 10:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mother Amethyst 7 · 0 0

8. The patient refused an autopsy.

9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

2007-06-13 10:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1 0

Love it...actual notes...Lol

2007-06-18 18:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 7 · 0 0

How did you find these? They are star quality.

2016-05-19 03:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

we have lawyer jokes, now we gonna have doctor jokes!

2007-06-19 01:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by hannie 6 · 0 0

haha!
Thats pretty funny.
I love stuff like this.

2007-06-13 10:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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