An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had
parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond
2007-06-13 13:47:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
(Old men can still think fast)
2007-06-13 13:48:03 · update #1
That's hilarious! Where did you hear that? You've got a great sense of humor!
2007-06-13 18:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Medi P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-13 13:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2007-06-13 14:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Bill Melater 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One LOL
I present you the first star on this question
2007-06-13 13:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there are any gators in Texas, but its an OK joke.
2007-06-13 13:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and we love to skinny dip to, hehe.
2007-06-13 13:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL DATS FUNNY YUR RIGHT OLD MEN DO THINK FAST
2007-06-13 13:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Myisha B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. 10/10
2007-06-13 13:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that really funny
2007-06-13 13:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by <3 :-* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one.
2007-06-13 13:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋