Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

2006-10-14 05:27:28 · 8 answers · asked by darrenbafc 2

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

2006-10-14 05:26:34 · 11 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

2006-10-14 05:23:23 · 14 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

2006-10-14 05:22:52 · 5 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2

An Irishman walks into a bar on a Monday dinnertime and asks for a poo and onion sandwich.
The barman asks 'are you sure about that?'
Paddy replies 'yes' so the barman goes out the back and obliges with his request.
All week long the Irishman comes in and has the same dinner.
On the Friday, he asks for a simple poo sandwich.
The barman says 'don't you want onions with that?
Paddy says 'no thanks, they were making my breath smell...'

2006-10-14 05:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Ali 3

I nearly wet myself laughing!! It could be a contraversial joke but hey - thats life.
Jokes are only racist if they are aimed maliciously at a real person, not a fictitious 'little boy'.
If we couldn't tell jokes for fear of being racist then there won't be many jokes around...
I was just in the process of giving you a thumbs up!

2006-10-14 04:48:57 · 19 answers · asked by Ali 3

(this may come across racist but its only a joke and remember i am asian myself!!)

A young asian boy is standing by his mother's side while she makes chappati's and, for a laugh, he puts some of the flour on his face and says "look mum, im a white boy now!!"
His mother looks at him and gives him a slap! "Go and show your father!!" She cries!
So the little boy goes into the living room to find his father and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!!"
His father looks at him and also slaps him! "Go and show your grandparents!!" he orders!
So the little boy goes out into the garden where his grandparents are enjoying the afternoon sun, and says "Look at me, I'm a white boy!!"...They too slap him, and tell him to return to his mother.
Back in the kitchen, his mother asks the boy "Now what have you learnt from your silly charade??"
The boy replies, "I've learnt that I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you asians!!"

2006-10-14 04:47:15 · 38 answers · asked by p_y_t 2

It's a shame really, he was a damn good vet...

2006-10-14 04:34:47 · 18 answers · asked by Ali 3

A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was f*ck your brains out and suck your **** dry.”

“What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

2006-10-14 04:24:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, wanna screw?

3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?

4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?

5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?

2006-10-14 03:57:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

2006-10-14 03:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

2006-10-14 03:44:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've never cheated on you.''
He saw the twisted look on his wife's face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: ''How many times? And when?''

The wife responded, ''Well... you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldn't get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?''

The husband stared. ''You mean you're the one who got him to?''

His wife knodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. ''I guess that's okay. Any other times?''

''Well... when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the ammount of money we had at the time... I kinda...''

''Ah, you're the one who made it possible.''

The husband looked honestly relieved. ''Well, that's understandable, you saved my life. Any others?''

She nodded. ''One more.''

The husband leaned forward. ''Well... you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes...?''

2006-10-14 03:42:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2006-10-14 03:36:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

please help me get out of here says the flamingo but neither the lion or the panther can reach far enough to drag the flamingo out. just then a horse passes by and the lion asks can he help the flamingo. the horse says the only thing he has long enough to reach is his dick, so he whips it out and the flamingo grabs hold and pulls itself free. the following week the lion and panther are out walking again and once again they find the flamingo stuck in the mud hole. we cant help you today says the lion, for we know the horse has gone on holiday. the panther thinks for a second and says maybe the mongoose can help, he's just bought a new ferrarri. we could tie a rope to it and pull the flamingo out. great idea says the lion and off he dashes to get the mongoose. 10 minutes later they are back, tie a rope to the bumper and pull the flamingo free.....and the moral of this little story is that you dont have to be hung like a horse to pull a bird if you drive a ferrarri.

2006-10-14 03:31:58 · 11 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1

Subject: 1959

It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to

pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold is a pretty

hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's

mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's

not quite ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold

what they're planning to do for the evening.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just

go to the malt shop or maybe to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids

go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to

young Harold, and he stammers " Really? "

"Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know

Peggy Sue really likes to screw! Why, she'd

screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear

to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans

for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue

comes downstairs dressed in her little poodle skirt and

saddle shoes, and announces that she is ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts

his date out the front door while Mom is saying,

"Have a good evening kids,"

with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled

Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the

door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom!

Twist! The Twist!

It's called The Twist! "

2006-10-14 03:23:37 · 15 answers · asked by Linda 3

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura. 16. Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that the Y2K bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with pirhanas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

2006-10-14 03:12:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

dad he says, whats the difference between potentially and reality? His dad thinks for a moment then tells him to go ask his mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for 2 million pounds. johnny does so and comes back and says yes she would. ok says dad, now ask your sister if she'd sleep with the postman for 2 million pounds.johhny does so and comes back and says yes she would. well there's your answer son says dad, potentially we're sitting on 4 million pounds, in reallity we're living with a couple of whores.

2006-10-14 03:11:15 · 28 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1

But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
What tampon?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream gives me the shits.
Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?
Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!
So much for mouth-to-mouth.
Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
(Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
Got any penicillin?
But I just brushed my teeth...
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I want a baby!
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
(In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living!
Is that blood on the headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish you'd let me put this bag on your head...
That leak better be from the waterbed!
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
So, how's your mother?
Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the highway?
If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more grandparents.
You're almost as good as my ex!
Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
Now I know why he/she dumped you...
Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
I hope my stomach doesn't look too puffy - I haven't shat in weeks.
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I have a sickening confession...
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
Is that a hanging sculpture?
You'll still vote for me, won't you?
Did I mention my transsexual operation?
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
Did you come yet, dear? Did I?
I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Does this count as a date?
Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
Hic! I need another beer for this please.
I think purple nurples are romantic - don't you?
You can cook, too right?
When would you like to meet my parents?
Have you ever tried it in the nose?
Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
Sorry about the nametags, They're to avoid any embarrassment later.
Don't mind me… I always file my nails in bed.
(In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Sorry but I don't do toes!
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
I'll bet you didn't know I work for ''The Enquirer''.
So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
Is this a sin too?
I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Long kisses clog my sinuses...
Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
How long do you plan to be ''almost there''?
You mean you're NOT my blind date?

2006-10-14 03:04:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt

The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."

2006-10-14 03:02:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you can answer the riddle. i need a bit of help with the answer ASAP.

2006-10-14 02:56:35 · 12 answers · asked by x.x-georgie-x.x 1

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
8. 8:00a.m. is not early.
9. You have to file for your own taxes.
10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
11. You're not carded anymore.
12. You carry an umbrella.
13. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
14. "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.
16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.
17. You start watching the weather channel.
18. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.
22. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.
24. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
25. Your car insurance goes down.
26. You refer to college students as kids.
27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.

2006-10-14 02:54:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).

2006-10-14 02:45:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

2006-10-14 02:43:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

2006-10-14 02:41:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 02:29:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Answer is:



Its the Etch a Sketch!
q. How do I turn off my Etch a Sketch?
a. pick it up and shake it

q. Whats the shortcut for undo?
a pick it up and shake it

q. How do I crated a new document window?
a pick it up and shake it

q How do I get the background and foreground the same color?
a pick it up and shake it

q. Whit is the proper procedure to for rebooting my Etch a Sketch
a pick it up and shake it

q how do I save my Etch a Sketch document
a ??????????????????????????????

2006-10-14 02:19:54 · 4 answers · asked by helpme1 5

2006-10-14 02:08:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

how does bob marley like his doughnuts........... wi-jammin

2006-10-14 01:54:40 · 11 answers · asked by lizzard 2

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned
to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've
had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results.
But
now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get
rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee

2006-10-14 01:53:10 · 8 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4