A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2006-10-14 03:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe
2006-10-14 03:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha... I heard this one before but it's still funny!
2006-10-14 10:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>> I heard this once before but it's still funny!
2006-10-14 14:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the end of the story where he then choked the bish and then threw her dead body into a river.. then went out and got himself a new woman.
:)
2006-10-14 10:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I really like this one.
2006-10-14 12:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by anne_9268 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 12:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl i love it
2006-10-14 15:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very true!
2006-10-14 11:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good and is all true to
2006-10-14 10:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a point there......lol
2006-10-14 10:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by telis_gr1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋