(this may come across racist but its only a joke and remember i am asian myself!!)
A young asian boy is standing by his mother's side while she makes chappati's and, for a laugh, he puts some of the flour on his face and says "look mum, im a white boy now!!"
His mother looks at him and gives him a slap! "Go and show your father!!" She cries!
So the little boy goes into the living room to find his father and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!!"
His father looks at him and also slaps him! "Go and show your grandparents!!" he orders!
So the little boy goes out into the garden where his grandparents are enjoying the afternoon sun, and says "Look at me, I'm a white boy!!"...They too slap him, and tell him to return to his mother.
Back in the kitchen, his mother asks the boy "Now what have you learnt from your silly charade??"
The boy replies, "I've learnt that I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you asians!!"
2006-10-14 04:47:15 · 38 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to those of you getting on your high horses about racism and ethnic minority and all that...please read the caption in brackets above the joke itself!! there is no offence or racism intended and like i said i am asian myself and i have never experienced any racism! i just thought it was a funny joke, thats all!! nothing deeper than that!! my God, what is this world coming to when we can no longer take a joke as a joke!?!
2006-10-14 05:11:45 · update #1
I jsut answered this question to be told it had been removed !!
What a pratt I look now!!
2006-10-14 04:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey p_y_t
that is a wicked joke,
I to am of the indian origin. Salaam, Sasriyakal, Namstay,
Ki Hal hai thoosi teekiya?
(I'm just saying hello, how are you?)
Seriously, that joke is really good!!!
I've got one for you.
What do you call an indian with no brothers, sisters,
aunties, uncles, cousins, nanas and nanees. Basically
with no family at all besides his mum and dad?
.....ASIF
WOO WOO!
mosh
2006-10-14 05:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by mohsinmalikuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it doesn't look racist to me and anyway it's only a joke, so feel free to keep sending them.
After all, the mother slaps him for being white, which could sound racist, but it didn't!!
(im white)
2006-10-14 06:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I thought it was funny!
In your heart you know it isn't a racist joke so screw what other people think!
P.S. I'm Asian and I wasn't offended.
2006-10-14 05:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ok. I thought the punch line was going to be...so the grandfather slaps the grandmother and said I knew our child belonged to that Airforce guy, and it's coming out now!
2006-10-14 04:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i guess ur ryt. some ppl take jokes badly. i think it was pretty funny n m indian ma self. ts cruel if it was real but it aint n its a joke. u laugh at jokes thats what theyr for. gd one though.
2006-10-14 06:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must admit i preferred cowboys ending better
sorry
p.s woe is me i am white and i do not hate Asians or any other ethnic group including my own and i wish that people would stop suggesting that i do. the ethnic minority card is going way out of style
2006-10-14 05:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah and im sure that all of you guys saying that this joke is cruel and blah blah blah have said a joke about a specific race before. oh and btw. i thought it was funny!
2006-10-14 14:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by yep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, good joke and I don't take it as racist.
2006-10-14 05:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by jacquikuk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too funny! Not sure I'd call it "racist" It takes a jab at racists whites is all. If they can't handle it, tough. lol
2006-10-14 05:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋