15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
2006-10-14 05:23:23 · 14 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...those are funny..haha
2006-10-14 05:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Haven't heard a good clean joke in a while.
2006-10-14 05:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Krysta M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to the golfer one
2006-10-14 06:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by jetsonastro2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken
2006-10-14 05:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by beckini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH the final one made me fall of my chair i laughed that lots lol wen i heard the punch line. i presumed the punch line could be summit like he couldn`t get the tape of yet ur answer became classification 10/10
2016-10-16 04:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by dopico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes
2006-10-14 05:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by chr1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these r really good. i havnt heard funny clean jokes in a really long time. kudos.
2006-10-14 05:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny jokes i really liked those because they are clean and all jokes are better when they are clean
2006-10-14 05:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, ty for the humor
2006-10-14 05:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones, keep posting
2006-10-14 05:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by twinkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im going to print this out & save it, best jokes i heard in long time, thanks.
2006-10-14 05:26:21 · answer #11 · answered by ------------------- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋