please help me get out of here says the flamingo but neither the lion or the panther can reach far enough to drag the flamingo out. just then a horse passes by and the lion asks can he help the flamingo. the horse says the only thing he has long enough to reach is his dick, so he whips it out and the flamingo grabs hold and pulls itself free. the following week the lion and panther are out walking again and once again they find the flamingo stuck in the mud hole. we cant help you today says the lion, for we know the horse has gone on holiday. the panther thinks for a second and says maybe the mongoose can help, he's just bought a new ferrarri. we could tie a rope to it and pull the flamingo out. great idea says the lion and off he dashes to get the mongoose. 10 minutes later they are back, tie a rope to the bumper and pull the flamingo free.....and the moral of this little story is that you dont have to be hung like a horse to pull a bird if you drive a ferrarri.
2006-10-14 03:31:58 · 11 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He
would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He
explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't
plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here; you could
help me and dig up the garden for me. Love, your father."
Following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. Love, Ahmed."
At 4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers
visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every
inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
Another day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved
father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here. Love, Ahmed"
2006-10-14 03:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-10-14 04:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's brill!! become slightly zzzz in the past each little thing, yet say it out loud and it quite is worth waiting for. could desire to bypass it directly to the petrolheads I artwork with. credit the place it quite is due, nevertheless. Have a celeb!!
2016-11-28 04:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by zito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David ad Mine of Info:
THAAANKKS greeeaaatt jokes!
2006-10-17 11:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clearly a joke from someone with a "winckle" rather than a "whopper"
2006-10-14 08:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what chance have i got with my skoda
2006-10-14 07:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting - really long though
2006-10-14 04:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by michelle t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehee
2006-10-14 03:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, got a good giggle! Same to David W!
2006-10-14 04:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!
2006-10-14 03:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋