1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura. 16. Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that the Y2K bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with pirhanas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
2006-10-14 03:12:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Good plan . I guess this question is resolved!
2006-10-14 03:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely, if i in my opinion MADE any resolutions it could be to unfastened weight, and so some distance I even have lost in simple terms approximately 10 lbs. because of the fact the 1st. i'm in simple terms calorie counting. could desire to do weight guidance, and commenced that on Wednesday, in basic terms am SO sore because of the fact I forgot to stretch afterwards, that I is quite not doing that lower back till finally next week!
2016-11-28 04:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by mccracken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
41. Join Yahoo Answers Anonymous.
Oh shi.t, I just hit level 3. Let's leave it at 40, OK?
2006-10-14 03:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't even read all those. Well, didn't care to... How about spend too much time on Yahoo Answers?
2006-10-14 03:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by NORTH WEST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you can add one more to your list and I am sure you can definitely keep it --"Not to be too lengthy in the Yahoo Question - Answers" !! Thanks !! Good One!!
2006-10-14 04:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always make the same resolution every year...
I resolve not to make any resolutions that year.
2006-10-14 03:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by cgspitfire 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not drink pop
2006-10-14 03:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not to make anymore New Year's resolutions.......
2006-10-14 03:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will do nothing to improve myself at all this year
2006-10-14 03:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I should be good for over half of them...lol
2006-10-14 03:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋