1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
2006-10-14 05:26:34 · 11 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL only i like cats, dogs too
2006-10-14 08:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-10-14 05:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With my husband
I NEVER clean the toilet! I have him do it. When we got married I claimed I had a phobia about cleaning it.
Really.
2006-10-14 05:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by beckini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats mean but sooooooooo funny. i luved it. that has to be the best clean joke ive ever heard kudos on the good joke
2006-10-14 05:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bark Bark!
Woof woof! Bark!
Translation: AWESOME!
2006-10-14 05:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I hate cats
Good Dog
2006-10-14 05:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,how u think like that
super
2006-10-14 05:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by kalai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-14 05:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by ~*~IM'A FLIRT~*~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pipsqueak
2006-10-14 06:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
adorable!
2006-10-14 06:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋