A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned
to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've
had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results.
But
now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get
rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee
2006-10-14 01:53:10 · 8 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nicely presented, Intelligent one...Good! Keep it up...I liked it!!!!!!!!! LOL!!
2006-10-14 05:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy?
2006-10-14 09:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's my boss you are talking about
2006-10-14 09:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha naughty
2006-10-14 08:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! Loved it.
2006-10-14 09:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-14 08:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one..
2006-10-14 09:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-14 08:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by *CiTsJuStMe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋