1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
2006-10-14 05:22:52 · 5 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very nice
2006-10-14 05:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 09:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes I loved the one about the fish and the wall lol lol lol
2006-10-14 05:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very funny
2006-10-14 05:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by chr1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny...lol
2006-10-14 05:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋