dad he says, whats the difference between potentially and reality? His dad thinks for a moment then tells him to go ask his mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for 2 million pounds. johnny does so and comes back and says yes she would. ok says dad, now ask your sister if she'd sleep with the postman for 2 million pounds.johhny does so and comes back and says yes she would. well there's your answer son says dad, potentially we're sitting on 4 million pounds, in reallity we're living with a couple of whores.
2006-10-14 03:11:15 · 28 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dynamite joke sounds like the same family as this one:
Jehovah's witnesses turn up at a house knock on the door looking to spread the word.
When the door opens their stands little Johnny with a large glass of brandy in his right hand a big fat cigar in his mouth and a scantily clad hooker on his left arm.
"Are your parents in Little Johnny" ask the Jehovah's witnesses
"Does it f@cking look like it"
2006-10-14 08:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny walking interior the line, he observed a girl and male canines doing it. He asked: Father, what they're doing? the father suggested: the top canine is ill and the single under helps him. Little Johnny responded in a sorrowful voice: that's existence once you do the sturdy, regularly you will get screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!
2016-10-02 07:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats the best joke ive herd 4 a loooooooooooong time!
2006-10-14 03:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Chloe C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although this is a great joke, does anyone ever wonder if Little Johnny grows up to be strange?
2006-10-14 04:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-10-14 03:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes sir ! Thats' the facts!
2006-10-14 03:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh the classic little johnny jokes, my math teacher tells them all the time
2006-10-14 03:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by jazzykitten2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!
Down with the Maverick...
2006-10-14 04:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one keep it Up
2006-10-14 03:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one.
I wonder who first told or wrote the joke? Anyone know?
2006-10-14 03:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋