Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

Giles

2006-12-31 23:57:56 · 8 answers · asked by lotto2012 1

Ans: The shrubbery is all flat and your trash can liners are missing.

What's YOUR funniest elephant joke?

2006-12-31 23:26:09 · 3 answers · asked by Mad Roy 6

l get paid $200.00 a week.



What's wrong with this statement?.

2006-12-31 23:22:56 · 12 answers · asked by adorkable. 1

the McCartneys

2006-12-31 23:17:19 · 19 answers · asked by miss smidgey 4

Both songs made the british Top Ten.

2006-12-31 22:52:51 · 1 answers · asked by Robert S 1

When is a car not a car

2006-12-31 22:34:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 22:29:42 · 14 answers · asked by The Hitman 4

2006-12-31 22:25:41 · 22 answers · asked by Asan T 1

2006-12-31 22:24:32 · 12 answers · asked by Asan T 1

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2006-12-31 22:19:48 · 9 answers · asked by Kit 2

is there a catalogue so i can choose my gift and do i have to pay postage

2006-12-31 21:42:22 · 5 answers · asked by Snot Me 6

i need some pranks quick cuz my friend is asleep right now and in a couple of hours it will be daylight so ya i already drew on her put whiped cream in her hands and im freezing her bra so ya i need some more

2006-12-31 21:35:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 21:24:44 · 17 answers · asked by ann361956 1

A romen cathlic

2006-12-31 21:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by lovethyloverlovesthlovethee 1

The parents of a boy bout 8 yrs old were always fitin' callin' each other "b*tch" and "bastard", the boy asked his dad what "b*tch" meant, his dad said it means a woman, the boy asked his mom what "bastard" meant, she said it means a man. On Thanksgivin', the boy heard his dad say "sh*t" while shavin', the boy asked him what it meant and his dad replied "shavin' cream". He then walked in2 the kitchen when he heard his mom say "f***", he asked her what it meant and she replied "cook", so that nite at the dinner, the kid said "Good evenin', b*tches and bastards, my dads puttin' sh*t on his face and my moms f***ing the turkey.

2006-12-31 20:57:55 · 8 answers · asked by Eric H 4

You should try it as using kitchen tools.It is one like abit bit sour.(Clue)Start with letter(V)

2006-12-31 20:01:12 · 14 answers · asked by Christina 1

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2006-12-31 19:49:19 · 10 answers · asked by jrallensworth22 2

Why does Mrs Clause keep beaten the hell out of Santa? Because he keeps calling her a HO HO HO!

2006-12-31 19:45:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anointed71 4

Yahoo answers wish you a happy birthday? I got the message when I opened up my mail this morning. Isn't that nice of them. It wasnt the first one I got though as I went out last night and family and friends said it to me before and....guess what?...They put on a massive beautiful firework display for me in London. Did you see it on the tv? LOL> (Im laughing myself silly lol)

2006-12-31 19:30:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

There once was a demon who came to a village to punish the people.
an old man stayed behind to face the demon
the demon asked "Why do u stay here and not flee like the others!?"
the old man said "Please, i come to deal with you, If I can guess and say your weight, will u leave and never attack my village again?"
as the huge demon looked around and saw no weights he said okay.
in the end the demon was forbidden to enter the village again.
because the old man won the deal.
what was the old man's answer?

2006-12-31 19:18:31 · 3 answers · asked by AndrU 2

A man walks into a convenient store to purchase a few things. When he gets to the cash register the clerk, who is a pretty blonde, mentions that his fly is open. The man looks down an zips up his fly as if it wasn't a big deal. When he finished he looks at the clerk and asks "so did you see my big shiny cadillac?" and the clerk replies "no, but i saw your station wagon with 2 flat tires."


MJ

2006-12-31 19:18:05 · 18 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6

I got my airplane glue mixed up with my eye drops! My eyes are stuck wide open and my model airplane just keeps falling apart! What do you think of this fiasco?

2006-12-31 19:15:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A yound blonde, told her mom, " Mommy i finally figured out how to tie my shoes! " Then her mother said, " Of course honey, thats why i gave u velcroes!"


MJ

2006-12-31 19:02:23 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6

Up and over your head and swallowed, what would you be?

2006-12-31 18:57:21 · 17 answers · asked by moose lover 2

describe the things in ur bedroom in humorous way

2006-12-31 18:55:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 18:33:51 · 11 answers · asked by Ariana 2

When I was born I was colored
When I wasyoung I was black
when I went to the beach I was black
When I was sick I was black

When you was born you was pink
When you were young you were white
When you went to the beach you were red
When you were sick you was green

Whose really colored?

2006-12-31 18:16:01 · 14 answers · asked by sewyred 1

2006-12-31 18:01:27 · 16 answers · asked by mike 2

dropkick grandma to the moon.. No that isn't it! Now time for the fake news: Today in Alaska some bears took a dump on some land mines and then they went Ka-BOOOOM ......

2006-12-31 17:57:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anointed71 4

I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

2006-12-31 17:15:10 · 25 answers · asked by DieHardFan 1