Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

2006-12-30 12:57:45 · 6 answers · asked by master 2

2006-12-30 12:18:42 · 35 answers · asked by Ask Mama 1

I have bad spellig.

2006-12-30 12:15:11 · 4 answers · asked by cheyenne shutt 2

Deduct jumped over defense and landed on detail instead of defeat.

(the duck, the fence, the tail, the feet)

2006-12-30 12:12:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

if a plane cheshed on the west virgina and virgina line were would they berry the survivers

2006-12-30 12:11:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 11:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by sydneyparrish 1

2006-12-30 11:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

without a sharing with any body

if u said yes then youre probably wrong

because u probably ate the chips but not the bag

2006-12-30 11:40:49 · 14 answers · asked by jackichan 1

This was a riddle my dad asked me, but I couldn't solve. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!! Also, you can use peanut butter, but it's not essential to the joke.

2006-12-30 11:38:47 · 9 answers · asked by Amy 2

Theres a loud humming, whirring noise coming from my crotch? What could it be?

2006-12-30 11:09:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 11:07:37 · 13 answers · asked by Volleyfreakk 2

If you guys know any funny blonde jokes then tell me PLEASE!!!!!!!!

2006-12-30 11:01:50 · 9 answers · asked by Miranda T 1

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

2006-12-30 11:01:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 10:58:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who will get it? Dun Dun Dun...first one to guess correctly gets 10 points! Catagory: Same Name
each _ represents a letter like h _ _ r is one word. good luck!

H _ _ R
&
S _ _ E T _
_ E T

2006-12-30 10:58:25 · 17 answers · asked by Shorty 4

2006-12-30 10:57:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 10:53:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have to go to a party in two hours. I never come up with a good idea whenever someone decides to have these stupid parties!

2006-12-30 10:41:39 · 6 answers · asked by aol_sucks_but_im 2

Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

if you havent noticed i have another email and i use both to put out blonde jokes and im always ready to give someone ten points if they tell me a good joke

2006-12-30 10:35:35 · 15 answers · asked by connie a 1

College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

2006-12-30 10:25:08 · 17 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5

Try this

S _ _ _ _ M


_____
!. . . . .Q
!
/ \
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2006-12-30 10:20:20 · 21 answers · asked by jabelite 3

rhubarb.............

2006-12-30 10:17:35 · 19 answers · asked by stuart r 2

I went to work in the sandwich store and my delicious was missing.

(Deli shoes)

2006-12-30 10:02:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 09:46:41 · 12 answers · asked by jizzumonkey 6

like do you know the muffin man?

2006-12-30 09:32:06 · 21 answers · asked by FallOutBoy 2

1)There was this guy driving his car when he was about to crash into a pine tree then he turned around and there was another pine tree, and then he turned left and saw another pine tree when he went right he crashed. It turns out it was his air freshener hanging on his car.
2)the teacher says:"what do you know about the dead sea?" A student said "Dead!?" "I didn't even know it was sick!"
3)the teacher told the students what were they before they went to school she was hoping that they would answer "babies". when tey answered she was dissapointed when they all said "happy"

2006-12-30 09:10:21 · 14 answers · asked by Charlie T. Unicorn 3

You can't unload the truck of sand with a pitchfork.

2006-12-30 09:08:05 · 23 answers · asked by punkstjimmy 2

HEE HEE

*smile*

2006-12-30 09:05:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 09:02:21 · 19 answers · asked by chasz_1998 1

Okay, I thought of one- it's kind of lame, though.

"Your Momma look like E.T. with a Afro!"

2006-12-30 08:46:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous