2006-12-30 11:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by sydneyparrish 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Call up the pizza place
You - Hey is this the pizza place?
Them - yes this is the pizza place .
You - oh am sorry , I thought it was the pizza place
2006-12-31 06:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by kinetic_dimension 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A prank that always works and always funny
(on a cell phone)
Call a 1800 number let it ring as it is ringing make a new call and link the calls together( like a conference call), So that the agents are talking to each other....LOL....Very Funny
Justin
2006-12-31 00:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I recomend prank phone calling,
But I used to do it allllll the time when I was a kid.
Once I called my friend Dee Dee's mother,
Dee Dee & I had got into a big fight one day,
So I chose to PRANK phone call her mom while
pretending to be CPS.
The conversation went something along the lines of :
Me : Hi, May I speak with Miss. Cook please?
Dee Dee's Mom : This is her.
Me: Oh great! My name is Miranda Stines, With the Child Protective Services. . . Sorry to catch you on such short notice, But I needed to let you know an inspector will be comming out to your house due to some complaints we have gotton about your house and your child, Dovie Dawn Cook ( Dee dee ).
Dee Dee's Mom : Wait, I don't understand! What did I do wrong? What has she done wrong, And who called you guys?!?!
( She was almost in tears at this point )
Me : I'm sorry, That is confidental. The point being, Is that your daughter has been getting into quite a bit of trouble lately.... And she has been caught smoking cigarettes, As well as stealing things from stores & she has been sexually active as a minor.
Dee Dee's Mom : Oh my.... there is no way!!!!! No way at all!!
My daughter is a good girl, she never ever,ever would do such a thing!!!!
Me: Well I apologize, But the facts are indeed the facts. It's not un-common in todays generation that children keep things and the truth from their parents.
Dee Dee's mom : Stop right there, She IS A GOOD CHILD!!!!!!
( She was literally crying by that point. )
Me: Ma'am, I am not here to offend nor am I here to defend.... I am just stating that there will be an inspector at your house on Monday. We just needed to notify you so that you know & someone can be at the house when they come by.
Dee Dee's mom : NOOOOOOO! There is no need at all to come to my house!!!!
Me : Thank you Ma'am for your time.... Have a great day.
By the end of that conversation I had Dee Dee's mom in tears!
The next day, I talked to Dee Dee over the internet,
And she told me she had to clean her house,
And she had to quit smoking cigarettes because CPS
was comming out to her house, and she was in HUGE trouble.
So she waited, And Monday came around....
But no inspector ever came to her house.
They thought they just got of " Lucky "
After that ... I never talked to Dee Dee again,
Mostly because I felt quilty.
But just know...
That Child Protective Services never actually CALL and verify before they come out to inspect!!!
So it was totally... a prank phone call!
I also did another one that same very night....
I called a random number, And a male answerd...
He sounded like he would of been in his mid 30's or early 40's ...
Well lets just say, It was an interesting conversation!
It went a little something like this....
Me : Hello, Is emily there?
Random Guy : Who?
Me : Emily, Is Emily there?!?!?! Please, I realllllly need to talk to her!!!!
Random Guy : No.... No Emily lives here.
Me : What? What do you mean. That is bullcrap....
Random Guy : Sorry you must have the wrong number.
Me : No! Darn it... No I don't!!!! This is the right number, I called it yesterday and EMILY answerd it! Your lying to me! She just doesn't want to talk to me! You Liar!!!!
Random Guy : Listen Ma'am .... There is no Emily here!
Me : WHAT? - Ma'am ... You are so mistaken! I'm not a woman ... I'm a changed, and new person... I'm a guy now!!! Don't you ever, EVER call me a girl! I'll get you!!!!!
About that time, His voice went scratchy and he kept insisting that there was no Emily that lived there... And that he was sorry that he had offened me by calling me a female.
It was funny, Really funny actually...
But it was sooooo wrong.
And illigal for that matter.
Prank phone calling is not a joke....
You can get into serious trouble for it.
So from personal experience,
Don't waste your time doing things that will get you into trouble!
2006-12-30 12:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by It's Just me.... Kiwi :) 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Call and talk Chinese,then when they say you have the wrong number speak English,when they say something else speak Chinese again,that causes confusion.
2006-12-30 12:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One day in a Call Center...a Telecom Technical Support Representative (TSR) receives an incoming call...from a heavily accented Asian caller...
TSR: Yes ma'm. this is Chris, how may I help you?
Caller: ME ask you...why no BELL?
TSR: Since when did this happen?
Caller: 3 months away
TSR: Why did you report it only now?
Caller: You Phone men cut my line...
TSR: Did you mean our phone men cut your line because you're phone isn't ringing?
CALL: We have ringing all the time
TSR: I thought you said you have no bell...
Caller: No, I mean the paper we pay monthly...
TSR: Oh! It's BILL (Aw shucks!)
2006-12-30 12:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if you noe anyone that is with theyre gf or bf call and say what a lovely evening you had last nite
2006-12-30 12:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by lil miss mystery 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You: Hello Ma'am, We're from LG Customer Care, is your refrigiator running?
Person on the line: Yes, it is.
You: So go catch it!
=D
2006-12-30 11:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by cartman 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
www.phonetrick.com
You'll love it!
2006-12-30 12:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by VR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋