like do you know the muffin man?
2006-12-30 09:32:06 · 21 answers · asked by FallOutBoy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here are some of my ideas:
*"I like tuna."
*"Once, I married a crayon...I got divorced from it because it tickled me pink!"
*"If I were a pizza topping, I would be a juicy tomato!" (or something similiar, that was an example.)
*"867-5309. Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?"
*"Git-R-Done!"
*"Long Live Saurkraut!!!"
*"I Want Candy!"
*"Hey Baby!" (with Austin Powers smirk and accent)
*"Come on Eileen"
*"Ice, Ice, Baby!" (when discussing beverages)
*"Will you marry me?" (afterwards, clearly state that you were kidding, especially funny when said to a guy)
*"So, last night I was at the _______." (insert name of embarrassing bar/night club)
*"I'm in love, with the other (wo)man!" (as said to significant other)
*"I am so totally in love with, my long time crush, Mickey Mouse!"
Or you could do something without talking that's classic. Use a fart machine, or a whoopie cushion for classic giggles. Or you could just simply fart, burp, or pick a "wedgie", just not in front of people whom you want to impress! Best of luck!
2006-12-30 09:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Emerald 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
In the middle of a conversation just burt it out"My butt hole is twitchn and keep it up for about 14 second by saying i got a butt spasm and it wont stop
2006-12-30 17:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by sharpley 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When someone says something to the effect of "Yeah, tell me something I dont know." You say, "I once open mouth kissed a horse." If necessary (they are still there) you can explain that its a line from Airplane!. If you are too young to know that movie you should go rent it.
2006-12-30 17:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Macaroni and Cheese
2006-12-30 17:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by nolaboy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What if pizza's had minds?
Andy is hot!!!
Why do they call it a pair of pants if its only 1?
Anal Sex
The Price is Wrong
Why can't big kids have naptime too?
2006-12-30 17:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by hecate07666 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.. i need to go to the loo.
actually, this happened.. we were in class and was really into the discussion topic.. and then, my friend raised her hand and we are like.
OWH! something to say.
then she say. nope. just need to go to the loo.. is that OK?
2006-12-30 18:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by orlyandsa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aardvark... just say it. It's an interesting word to say
Q: Why are you so hyper?
A: I had a potato.
2006-12-30 17:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am reminded of the movie "super troopers". Just say " MEOW" after every few words.
2006-12-30 17:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by viola 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Breep!
2006-12-30 17:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say... Did you know that I took showers with my daddy since I was 8!?
2006-12-30 20:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jesse 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋