Okay, I thought of one- it's kind of lame, though.
"Your Momma look like E.T. with a Afro!"
2006-12-30 08:46:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
You mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
You momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
You mommas like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your momma got more crack than Harlem.
You mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the Dead Sea.
You momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
When she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
Folk exercise by jogging around her!
When she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
She sat on a Nintendo Game cube and it turned into a game boy
she make Kike the Whale look like a Smarty
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
She makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
When I tell her to haul ***, she got to make two trips.
When she farted she launched herself into orbit.
She lost a game at Hide Seek only coos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
When I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
She could be the eighth continent.
She nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Her Unit graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
She makes jabber the Hut look anorexic.
Her five foods are seconds.
Her belt size is Equator.
She eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears andX’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
She needs a map to find her butt.
She fell into the Grand Canyon.... and got stuck!
She wears an asteroid belt.
Her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellies.
She’s once, twice, three times a lady.
She was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
The circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
She deep-fries her toothpaste.
2006-12-30 08:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
2006-12-30 16:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by taytay21@sbcglobal.net 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i no to many to just say a couple but one of my favs is...
yo momma is so fat she doesnt wear a G-String she wears a ABCDEFG- String
and...
yo momma is so poor when i stepped on a cigarette she said who turned out the heat...
and...
yo momma is so poor she went digging for a penny and formed the Grand Canyon.
2006-12-30 17:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go to bored.com
go to the bottom of the page, then click on the yo mama jokes
2006-12-30 16:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by your last resort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are all the yo mama jokes you need!
2006-12-30 17:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by *Natalie.* :P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma so nasty, I dropped her at the airport and got charged for littering.
2006-12-30 17:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by lascobee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is dum funni
2006-12-30 17:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by aliska r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so ugly, that when she entered the ugly contest they said, sorry no professionals
yo mama is so dumb she tried to put m&ms inapphabetical order!
yo mama is so ugly rice krispies wont even talk to her!
2006-12-30 16:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cupcakes and Duct Tape 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama so dumb, she went to the movies, it said 17 under not allowed, she went home and got 16 of her friends.
your mama so fat, you need a map to find her a.s.s
2006-12-30 17:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is soo funny. im not quite smart enough to think of them =]]
2006-12-30 16:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Katie K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋