Does anyone know any funny blonde jokes?

Question

If you guys know any funny blonde jokes then tell me PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

I once knew a blonde that was so dumb...
>> >> she called me to get my phone number

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it >>
>>said, "concentrate

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her >>
>>mind.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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>> >> She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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>> >> She tried to drown a fish.
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>> >> She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>> >> She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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>> >> She tripped over a cordless phone.
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>> >> She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>> >> She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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>> >> She studied for a blood test.
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>> >> She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
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>> >> When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she >>
>>moved.
>> >>
>> >> When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice, instead.
>>gt;>
>> >> When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, >> "Airport
>>Left" she turned around and went home

Answer 2

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.

The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back."

The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.

The first blonde asked "What are you doing?"

The second blonde replied "Marking the spot."

"Don't be stupid" the first blonde said. "What if we don't get the same boat next time?"
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the ottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"
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Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?

By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
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Answer 3

1-What's the mating call of the blonde?

"I'm *sooo* drunk!"

2-Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

3-A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Answer 4

Two blondes are in California lying on lawn chairs in their back yard one night and were looking up at a full moon. The first blonde asked the second,"Which do you think is farther,New York City or the Moon"? "DUH!" answered the second blonde. "You can't see New York City".

Two blondes wanted to get a real Christmas tree,so they drove many miles out of town in the cold weather and snow. They finally found a place to pull over and got out.
They kept walking and each tree they found,they just looked at it from head to toe and just kept walking again.
Finally,after walking so far the first blonde says to the second one,"I don't care if the next tree is decorated or not,we're taking it".

Answer 5

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's wite-out all over the screen.

Why was the blonde staring at the carton of orange juice?
Because the carton said 'Concentrate'

Answer 6

How do you drown a blonde?

Throw a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a pool!

This is one of my favorites!

;)

Answer 7

ever wonder why blonde are dumb cause in the summer they get to many sun rays

Answer 8

once a blonde wnt 2 the park. she saw a lady (a blonde) put a troller by her car. she went 2 through away an ice coffee she was done with. the blonde thief went and stole the baby. the lady forgot about the baby and sat in her car. the blonde thief wrote the blonde a note::
i have just kidnapd ur baby sun. 2 have him bak, u will put $5 dollars on the paper that i put under the tree over there.
sincerely,
Daisy

she took the note and taped it 2 the baby's head. she walked across the parking lot and gave the baby baq 2 his mom saying, "Read the note i rote 4 u." the mom said thanks and the blonde went baq 2 the park.

later, the blonde thief went the the tree. under the tree was the bag and a note. the note sed:
dear daisy person,
im srry but i had only 10 dollars, not 5. if i evr c u again, i pay u the... wat is 5-10? i'll figure soon, but thank 4 my baby.
love,
Sarah

Answer 9

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhtLKQ1n6P0nkU1XJRiyTiXsy6IX?qid=20061222113531AAQYkoS&show=7#profile-info-cbed1736bff0b5af10bf01dd2e5bf73caa

that's my answer..

Answer 10

There are toins of them here. Can you answer my question though? PLEASE!?!?