Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-12-30 11:01:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ummm...serious case of double dead meat....
Very funny 8/10.
2006-12-30 11:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-30 11:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, it was kinda funny.... but i heard better ones
Jewish Girl 09!!! Wat stinkin question do u have?
2006-12-30 11:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, that's one way to do it! LOL.
Classic.
Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year to you!
2007-01-02 06:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda haha funny
2006-12-30 15:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda get it
lol
answer my question in horoscope section about rich and famous zodiac signs!!!!1
2006-12-30 11:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by ` сhαcз сяαшfσяd ∞ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO
that was awesome...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that made my day...10/10
2007-01-01 05:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are always funny....LOL
2006-12-30 11:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by shamoolax 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-12-30 12:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by jna1105 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-30 11:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by tgrafbabyy. (: 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋