1)There was this guy driving his car when he was about to crash into a pine tree then he turned around and there was another pine tree, and then he turned left and saw another pine tree when he went right he crashed. It turns out it was his air freshener hanging on his car.
2)the teacher says:"what do you know about the dead sea?" A student said "Dead!?" "I didn't even know it was sick!"
3)the teacher told the students what were they before they went to school she was hoping that they would answer "babies". when tey answered she was dissapointed when they all said "happy"
2006-12-30
09:10:21
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