College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
2006-12-30 10:25:08 · 17 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
2006-12-30 10:25:24 · update #1
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
2006-12-30 10:25:42 · update #2
TO MONKEY_GIRL_7772@YAHOO.COM
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WELL ALL WERE RIGHT EXCEPT I DONT THINK YOU READ #2 THOROUGHLY....
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
idk
SEE THE PART "-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau"
WELL THE FIRST NAME IS RIGHT THERE... "PIERRE"
BUT GOOD YOU PASSED INTO COLLEGE =D
2006-12-30 10:44:35 · update #3
Isn't three correct answers a bit high for football players?!@~
2006-12-30 10:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Name: _______________TORI_________...
1. What language is spoken in France?
french
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Pierre
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
__x_ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___x (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?0 feet
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
5:00
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)10
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
__x_ (c) Northerners
Additional Details
5 minutes ago
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: _____________bush_____________...
Carter: ___________cater______________...
Clinton: _______clinton________________...
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
george I
george II
george III
george V
george IV
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
__x_ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
__x_ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
to hang close
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?the uniter states
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.-TORI
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?there is no base ment
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
__x_ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?3
5 minutes ago
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?National Broadcasting Corp.
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
__x_ (b) A.D.
2006-12-30 11:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by (TMM) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Name: _______________tierra______________
1. What language is spoken in France?
french
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
idk
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
__x_ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___x (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?0 feet
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
5:00
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)10
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
__x_ (c) Northerners
Additional Details
5 minutes ago
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: _____________bush_________________...
Carter: ___________cater___________________...
Clinton: _______clinton_______________________...
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
george I
george II
george III
george V
george IV
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
__x_ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
__x_ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
to hang close
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?the uniter states
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.TIERRA GOODMAN
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?there is no base ment
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
__x_ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?3
5 minutes ago
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?National Broadcasting Corp.
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
__x_ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
5 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer. - 6 answers - Report Abuse
2006-12-30 10:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by monkeygirl777 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Football player with a severe concussion because I play football and I have an iq of 120
2016-04-10 10:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Also- thank you for not saying it was a blonde's entrance exam!
2016-03-13 23:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha cute.. I'm sure the football players on this forum will be offended though! Lol :)
2006-12-30 10:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for this! I really needed a good laugh like this tonight. Happy New Year to you!
2006-12-30 11:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by HooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love it!
2006-12-30 11:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by coconuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is hilarious.
2006-12-30 10:28:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all those questions were easy!
2006-12-30 10:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by aol_sucks_but_im 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋