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A yound blonde, told her mom, " Mommy i finally figured out how to tie my shoes! " Then her mother said, " Of course honey, thats why i gave u velcroes!"


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2006-12-31 19:02:23 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

LOL!! I like it!

2006-12-31 20:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0 0

I always figured it would take a blonde about 85 years to learn how to tie her shoes....Which makes me wonder how old the mommy is.

2007-01-01 03:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute. 7/10.

2007-01-01 05:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

U must be a very lonley boy if u come up with things like that!!!!

2007-01-01 03:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ch!cks b4 D!cks anyday!!!! 4 · 0 0

hahahaha! But my blonde sister just drowned and died because she found a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of our pool. (tear, tear, cry, cry, wah, wah) JK! hahahaha!

2007-01-01 03:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 2 1

Blondes don't really have more fun. They're just told that they do.

2007-01-01 03:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Haven17 5 · 0 1

u rlly are lonely there huh?

lol

2007-01-01 03:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by AndrU 2 · 3 0

haha
where do you get these jokes?????

2007-01-01 04:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by xWill_Smith_Luverx 2 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-01 10:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

from your diary?

2007-01-01 03:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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