Ans: The shrubbery is all flat and your trash can liners are missing.
What's YOUR funniest elephant joke?
2006-12-31 23:26:09 · 3 answers · asked by Mad Roy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How can you tell when an elephant has been using your bathroom.
Ans: You can't get the lid of the commode closed.
2007-01-04 01:10:35 · update #1
FUNNY,
HOW DO YOU GET 4 ELEPHANTS IN A CAR ?
2 IN THE BACK AND 2 IN THE FRONT..
2007-01-02 01:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only elephant joke I know is this -
Q. How do you know when an elephant has been in your kitchen?
A. There's footprints in the butter
I know it's crap, but like I said it's the only elephant joke I know.
2007-01-01 07:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE the Joke
How do you get an elephant out of the water ?
wet
I know I know lame
HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007-01-01 07:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋