The parents of a boy bout 8 yrs old were always fitin' callin' each other "b*tch" and "bastard", the boy asked his dad what "b*tch" meant, his dad said it means a woman, the boy asked his mom what "bastard" meant, she said it means a man. On Thanksgivin', the boy heard his dad say "sh*t" while shavin', the boy asked him what it meant and his dad replied "shavin' cream". He then walked in2 the kitchen when he heard his mom say "f***", he asked her what it meant and she replied "cook", so that nite at the dinner, the kid said "Good evenin', b*tches and bastards, my dads puttin' sh*t on his face and my moms f***ing the turkey.
2006-12-31 20:57:55 · 8 answers · asked by Eric H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Happy New YRs Y'all
2006-12-31 21:02:51 · update #1
heard it when i was a freshmen in high school
2006-12-31 21:44:53 · update #2
i'm glad he didn't say the b*tch and bastard were f**king the turkey with s*it. LoL
2006-12-31 21:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by cheeken lita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10! Happy New Year!
2007-01-01 05:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty funny. I've heard a lot worse at school though, trust me.
2007-01-01 05:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before...in the 7th grade! still funny though
2007-01-01 05:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-01 05:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho 9/10 happy new year
2007-01-01 05:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl that was funny !!!!!!
2007-01-01 05:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by J-Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... lol...
2007-01-01 05:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋