Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

In baseball, why dose it take longer to get from first to second base then it dose from 2nd to 3rd?

2006-12-31 09:02:22 · 3 answers · asked by rickle91 3

2006-12-31 08:58:00 · 17 answers · asked by Yemiko 2

2006-12-31 08:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by CSI_Fan 1

This is not nasty.

2006-12-31 08:52:16 · 10 answers · asked by Shell H 2

ok a woman Shot, Drowned, and hung a man and later they went out for a romantic evening. Whats going ON?

2006-12-31 08:51:42 · 2 answers · asked by maatt2go 2

you know, a friendly jest about the state she lives in?

2006-12-31 08:47:24 · 16 answers · asked by -- 4

Every thing has an opposite,
Red to blue,
Mets to Yankees,
Up to down,
Whats the opposite of Cinnamon?

This may be hard for people. Some of my REAL easy ones people had a hard time with.

2006-12-31 08:45:28 · 13 answers · asked by rickle91 3

If a blue house is next to a Red house.
A Green house is next to a yellow house.
A black house is on one end and a orange house is on the other end.
Wheres the white house?

If you dont Know, you must be from a diffrent country or a DEE DEE DEE!

2006-12-31 08:41:22 · 1 answers · asked by rickle91 3

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2006-12-31 08:36:30 · 13 answers · asked by onenotchoff 1

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

2006-12-31 08:19:31 · 33 answers · asked by Shambolic 4

2006-12-31 08:14:32 · 22 answers · asked by CassandraM 6

If no correct answer check back in 15 min.

2006-12-31 08:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by kman1830 5

2006-12-31 08:07:02 · 22 answers · asked by ADavies 2

Its a bit tight around the neck but it hangs well.

2006-12-31 08:03:05 · 23 answers · asked by spensmum 4

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's
mother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?

2006-12-31 07:59:26 · 24 answers · asked by adozenredroses12 3

This may seam rediculus at first but just cope with me for a while
They are male because:
-In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
-As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

They are like females because:
-No one but the "Creator" understands thier internal logic
-As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Can any of u give me some more answers in support of each?

2006-12-31 07:56:04 · 15 answers · asked by DieHardFan 1

other says? "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

2006-12-31 07:54:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

all I needed was turn-signal fluid."

2006-12-31 07:50:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

a new flagpole on a condemned building.

2006-12-31 07:49:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 07:47:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 07:46:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

After a few years, the bear family was having a lot of trouble and endd up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up. At the end of the court session, baby bear had to choose who he would live with. The judge caid, "Son, you have to choose who you want to live with. Dou you want to live with your papa?" "NO! He beats me all the time!" "How 'bout your mama?" "NO WAY! She beats me worse then my papa!" "Are there any relatives?" "Well, there's my Aunt Bertha in Chicago." "Will she harm you at all?" "No. The Chicago Bears dont beat anyone."
A person was sitting in a room waiting for his doctor to return. the doctor came in and said, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is you have a brain tumor. The good news is the hospital just started treating brain transplants, and a young married couple just died outside in an accident. The males brain is $750,000. the womans brain is $75,000." "Why is there such a difference?" the man asked "the womans braind is used."

2006-12-31 07:45:58 · 14 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3

2006-12-31 07:44:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

both sat down, the waiter came across; "Can I take your order Sirs"

Jew one Replied

"I'll have your house red while i think"

"And you Sir" the waiter asks the second jew

"I'll have the carrot and egg" he replies

ten mins later, the waiter comes back with the house red, seemingley forgetting about the second jew as he walked away.

a further tens mins pass when the second jew catches the waiters attention:

"and me"?

we are still waiting for the cabbage to rise.

2006-12-31 07:39:05 · 25 answers · asked by lotto2012 1

-Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400.

-It carries over no balance from day to day.

-Every "evening" it deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day.

-The catch is that u can't transfer or save up the money u get each day.

What do u think this bank is?

2006-12-31 07:36:30 · 14 answers · asked by DieHardFan 1

2006-12-31 07:20:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 07:17:22 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 07:16:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-31 07:13:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-12-31 06:53:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous