you know, a friendly jest about the state she lives in?
2006-12-31 08:47:24 · 16 answers · asked by -- 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That depends on what part of Maryland she lives in. you could always make a crack about having crabs....
2006-12-31 08:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by kensjo63 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Change the first letter to F.
I just want to add, I have nothing against Maryland, just answering your question. I don't even know anyone from there. Sorry if I affended anyone..
HAPPY NEW YEAR..
2006-12-31 17:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The real question is "How could you NOT make fun of a friend that lives in MARYLAND?" .... =p
2006-12-31 16:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by David F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do birds fly upside down in Maryland?
Because there is nothing worth crapping on there.
2006-12-31 16:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by shadouse 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Suggest that her ancestors spent the Civil War at Point Lookout. As prisoners.
2006-12-31 16:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mention that the IQ rate of the state she just left has risen.
2006-12-31 16:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by sweetirsh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0108223.html
Might I suggest the state beverage being milk... there are actually six states that have milk as their state beverage, you can just call her a "dairy loving conformist."
But that is what I think of those six states, except Wisconsin....
2006-12-31 16:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by sherbert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm got jellyfish??
haha lame. i just know there r lots of jellyfish in maryland. i couldnt even swim at the beach (hyatt hotel)
2006-12-31 16:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by cookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a web site where you can look up jokes by state.
www.ahajokes.com/state_jokes.html
2006-12-31 16:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Rebecca C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call her Hairyman... Kinda rhymes.
2006-12-31 16:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋