Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
2006-12-31 08:19:31 · 33 answers · asked by Shambolic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a knee slapper!!! lol good joke!! wanna hear a different one?
Question: Okay so there was Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fiary, and a smart blonde on a ship. They all wanted the treasure that was in the ship. Who got it first?
Answer: None of them because none of them exist!!! lol get it??
2006-12-31 08:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats good...
Heres' one similar..
drunk pulled over by policeman..
"Did you know you were driving the wrong way on a one way street?"
"Oh, that's good.. I thought I was late for the party and they were all coming back"
2006-12-31 08:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-31 08:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Webballs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only one- way street in our area is not too good to use because the headlights of the oncoming cars, day and night, almost blind you . So I try not to use that often
2007-01-04 11:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha 9/10
2006-12-31 08:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-31 19:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear & she can't find her pencil.
2006-12-31 08:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by andylefty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, very funny!
Nice to see a 'clean' joke, one that can be repeated!
Thanks!
2007-01-05 22:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought it'd be something like everyone else is going the wrong way
2006-12-31 09:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
cute
2006-12-31 08:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋