both sat down, the waiter came across; "Can I take your order Sirs"
Jew one Replied
"I'll have your house red while i think"
"And you Sir" the waiter asks the second jew
"I'll have the carrot and egg" he replies
ten mins later, the waiter comes back with the house red, seemingley forgetting about the second jew as he walked away.
a further tens mins pass when the second jew catches the waiters attention:
"and me"?
we are still waiting for the cabbage to rise.
2006-12-31 07:39:05 · 25 answers · asked by lotto2012 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good job man!!! I need to put some completly random joke on here to get all these people to think about it!!!! nice one
2006-12-31 07:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What does cabbage have to do with carrots and eggs? What is a house in red?
2006-12-31 15:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by some teenager 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pardon
2006-12-31 15:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is the joke something to do with jesus rising from the dead and you meant carrot to rise not cabbage? i've said carrot and egg over and over again and can't get it to sound like anything else. please reveal all.
happy new year x
2006-12-31 16:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by aria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didnt catch that... is cabbage a code word for something else even though he ordered carrot and egg? hmm...
2006-12-31 16:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be thick after too much party last night. I simply don't have enough brain to get round this one.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-01 03:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?? I don't get it! Celebrating New Year's early? Sorry.
2006-12-31 15:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What ..you got me there ..what has cabbage got to do with..carrot and egg...
2006-12-31 15:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep taking the medication mate .its oviously not working
2006-12-31 15:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by wizard 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Umm. Sorry, don't quite get it!
2006-12-31 18:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋