After a few years, the bear family was having a lot of trouble and endd up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up. At the end of the court session, baby bear had to choose who he would live with. The judge caid, "Son, you have to choose who you want to live with. Dou you want to live with your papa?" "NO! He beats me all the time!" "How 'bout your mama?" "NO WAY! She beats me worse then my papa!" "Are there any relatives?" "Well, there's my Aunt Bertha in Chicago." "Will she harm you at all?" "No. The Chicago Bears dont beat anyone."
A person was sitting in a room waiting for his doctor to return. the doctor came in and said, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is you have a brain tumor. The good news is the hospital just started treating brain transplants, and a young married couple just died outside in an accident. The males brain is $750,000. the womans brain is $75,000." "Why is there such a difference?" the man asked "the womans braind is used."
2006-12-31 07:45:58 · 14 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first one way pretty funny. I heard the second one though.
2006-12-31 07:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,They're Boring,Get A Life.
2007-01-04 12:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Fo-Shizzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is kind of funny but the second not something youd LOL to.
2006-12-31 16:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by Scooby Doo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid but cute. I like the first one better though. 7/10.
2006-12-31 16:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny.
2006-12-31 15:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by diddles.|x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one!
2006-12-31 17:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first is funny the second isnt good
2006-12-31 16:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Marty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want 2 be mean but I think there both stupid.
2006-12-31 15:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by hannahrocksthisworld 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first one is medium funny
2006-12-31 15:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by mariah(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them both ty for the laugh
2006-12-31 15:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋